2 Recs & 1 Specific; Awesome!Burt, X-men crossover, Kurt's B-day.

[a-shadows-kiss.livejournal.com]

Hii, so I'm looking for 3 fics, well 1 specific and 2 recs really.

1. It's Kurt's birthday and his entire family comes over and of course all the New Directions kids come too. They're talking about some adventures Kurt and his nephews have been on and some cases they solved. It's revealed that his uncle is a famous detective or a cop or something. I think it was a crossover with a book or a tv show but I don't really remember.

2. Amazing dad!Burt fics! Fics in which he adopts/protects/helps any of the glee kids and acts like a father to them. Preferably Gen and no Blaine.

3. Any and all Glee/X-men crossovers. Don't care about the pairings but preferably no Blaine.

Thank you in advance! :3

Mods, I hope I did the tags right.

blaine bashing

[brittwo.livejournal.com]

So, I read this story where Santana realized how stupid and thoughtless Blaine was being towards Kurt. And I loved it. In most stories, Blaine is perfect and its kind of annoying. I want stories where Blaine is oblivious and thoughtless and New Directions (or Kurt or whoever) realize it. I would prefer stories where Kurt either breaks up with him or leaves him for someone else. As long as Kurt is the one that does the breaking up. Or stories where some/all of the Glee club go off on Blaine for being an idiot. I don't really want a Klaine ending at all, but I'll take them. Thanks!

Klaine supernatural

[hekateselene.livejournal.com]

I read a fic a few days back about Klaine in a AU were Greek Gods are the dominant religion. Blaine is a Hero for Apollo and Kurt was chosen for Apollo Oracle. It's a WIP, I didn't bookmark it so any help you be great.  Thanks.

Kurtofsky, detail at every "base"

[jackilyn-hughes.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm wondering if there are any Kurtofsky fics out there where their sex life builds up really slowly because Dave is still freaking out a little bit about being gay (in or out of the closet doesn't matter).

I've read a lot where they jump right into sex, or they take a while to get there but the fic is like here's point a and now here's point b which is a big deal because they've never done it before. What I want, though, is the journey in between. Lots of kissing, lots of being really turned on but not quite ready to do anything about it, etc.

It would be really cool if there were any S3 canon divergences where Kurt has already had sex with Blaine before they broke up and he started dating Dave. I'd prefer them to have been written before On My Way. Thanks in advance!

EDIT: The rec in the comments was very good, but the sex still came a little too fast for me. I realized I may not have been quite specific enough. I'm not particularly fussed over how quickly (or not) they get together. I'll even take established relationship. What I want is a slow progression of physical intimacy.

Kurt self harm?

[specialagentldy.livejournal.com]

I've noticed a lot of fic recently with Blaine cutting. Is there any out there with Kurt cutting/self harming? This can be gen, slash whatever. :)

Thanks. :)