Looking for a Klaine 5 ways they didn't meet fic

[scaramouch81.livejournal.com]

Or at least something very similar to this style. I only read it a couple of days ago but stupidly didn't bookmark it. Basically it described several scenarios in which Kurt and Blaine don't meet the way they do in canon but do get together some other way almost like it is fate for them to do so. One scenario I remember is that Kurt came to spy on the Warblers but the person he stopped on the stairs wasn't Blaine (possibly it was Thad) and they didn't give him directions beyond a vague idea of the Warblers performing 'over there'because they recognised he was there to spy on them. That person then saw Kurt tucked in a corner watching part way through their performance of Teenage Dream but then Kurt left. Some time later the Warblers were in the coffee shop and ran into Kurt there which is when he and Blaine met. Sorry I know it isn't much to go on but I'm hoping someone will recognise it.

Thanks!

Treating Kurt like a girl, cleaning lockers and Kurt fixing Artie's van.

[sappho-ish.livejournal.com]

Hi *waves*,
I'm looking for three specific scenes that I remember which may or may not be part of the same fic (I read unhealthy amounts of slash and post-graduate study eats your brain), they are:

1) Burt finds out that both Puck and Finn kissed Kurt (only Puck was relationshippy, Finn was confused, I think), and thinks that Kurt is small and girl-like and wants to go shoot the jocks for taking advantage.

2) Both Puck and Kurt have homophobic graffiti sprayed on their lockers, and Puck freaks out a bit and feels guilty that Kurt with his soft hands can manage cleaning the spray paint off when he can't, despite having hands hardened by pool cleaning.

3) Kurt fixes Artie's van and sticks the oil rag in his back pocket. Puck's watching and gets turned on, I remember their being I line along the line of " When he saw Kurt doing some thing like a normal guy little Puck went 'I'll have two of those'".

Illusory cookies and cake will be awarded.

Thanks in advance.

Found:Emocezi's The Question Verse: http://emocezi.livejournal.com/133889.html

Kurt's boyfriend finds out the other ND guys were excluding him

[ever-green-glow.livejournal.com]

Hey,

I'm looking for a fic from a number of months ago. In it Kurt's boyfriend (who I think was named Sam, but this was before we knew anything about the actual Sam, so it basically was an OC) keeps inviting him to New Directions guys night out events, but Kurt keeps declining because Sam's the only one who ever invited him (before Sam was at McKinley none of the other ND guys ever did, even when it was at his house, because they didn't consider him one of them). Sam doesn't know this, however, and gets annoyed that Kurt keeps avoiding all of the invitations. He confronts Kurt, who explains it to him, and then confronts the other New Directions guys. Wow, I remember more of the plot then I thought :P If this reminds you of anything, please let me know.

Thanks,
Cat


Edit: Found- Thanks :)